❝I'm Alycia and I am 17 years old. I currently live in the weather mess know as Minnesota.This blog is literally anything that catches my attention for more than 2 seconds. I hope you enjoy the mess I have made here.

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

Jul 27th (+268244)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

Jul 27th (+172726)

incantu:

i went to a barbecue place downtown for dinner called ‘the pit’ and my waiter was named adam i swear to god i screeched like a pterodactyl in the middle of the restaurant and everyone in the place was staring at us and he just says very quietly 

"damn you supernatural"

Jul 27th (+33498)

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

Jul 27th (+180124)

unamusedsloth:

"Whatcha doin’?"

Jul 27th (+166171)

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERS

Jul 27th (+135341)
Jul 27th (+145197)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

Jul 27th (+52161)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Jul 27th (+28620)

austere-fallen-angel:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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Affirmative.

Jul 27th (+19399)
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