❝I'm Alycia and I am 17 years old. I currently live in the weather mess know as Minnesota.This blog is literally anything that catches my attention for more than 2 seconds. I hope you enjoy the mess I have made here.

princehomo:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

"MY CEREAL!!!"

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i’m not ashamed of this anymore this is real this is me

Jul 24th (+190830)
rowena: i'm looking over the plans

godric: yeah

rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric: safest place

rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

Jul 24th (+24946)

fatty-delrey:

brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

I wanna be this owl on a towel.

Jul 23rd (+312066)

fallingloki:

Jul 23rd (+102383)

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

Jul 23rd (+12290)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

Jul 23rd (+33117)

isaadlahey:

Honest Trailers - Divergent (x)

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bookwormandpoet:

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

I AM DYING 

Jul 23rd (+501247)
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